THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T COME UP!!!!!!!!

Black people just don't know when to stop and they wonder why we can't come up in the world. If you live around black people like me, you know what I'm talking about. There has been 8 ndays since the 4th of July and niggas are still doing fireworks!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!! I swear niggas just don't know how to act. There are other things you can do with your time besides playing with your late model ass fireworks. I'm chillin in the house watching tv and the next thing I hear is loud noise sounding like bombs. For the people that know me know that I'm paranoid and the first thing that pops in my mind is Oh shit, they shooting!!!!!!!!! I run to look out my window after I got off the floor from taking cover to find out its them boogly, woogly niggas outside with fucking fireworks. This is why we as black people will never come up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boinkee of the week!

This is a wonderful speciman by the name of Thad. He has achieved a 5.0 on the boinkology scale. LADIES FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS!!!!

Baking Relieves Stress

Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts

The best way to alleviate stress is to do your work, study hard, practice, and be prepared. However, if you're looking for an easier way to relieve stress, try the Stress Diet below


Rules for this Diet:
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candybar are canceled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eatmore than they do.
4. Foods used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate,brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they arepart of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and TootsieRolls.
7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causescalorie leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in theprocess of preparing something.
9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashedpotatoes.10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any otherfood color.
11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due togravity and the density of the caloric mass.
12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the> calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)

Actin' a Fool

After a night of partying with the boys this is what we are reduced too! Damn life is great!!!