It's that time of year again! Burrrrrrr!
So Sharonda and I both live in Florida. I live in south florida and Sharonda lives in north florida and recently we have noticed a drop in the daily temperatures. And if its getting chilly in the south I know its getting cold in the north. So you know what that means?! BIG GIRL SEASON IS FAST APPROACHING !!!!!!! For those who don't know what that is, it is the 3-6 months out of the year that dudes are more prone to cuddle up to larger women. Don't believe me think about it. Surplus body fat helps to generate and maintain heat better. Why you think Star Jones got engaged during the winter time? Not because its was a cover for Al Reynolds being gay! She had him in a fat trance. The weren't together long enough for it to be love! IT WAS FAT!! So to all my fellow big girls: GO GET YO MAN!!!
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